brosbeforehoes
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The average American has 35,000 cookies in their lifetime.
fave if you've already have that many cookies ♥
are depressed for the another 30 minutes until you finally get over it.
You know your teachers old
when;
they
remember teaching your mom or dad.
I wish that stories on
witty,
c o u n t e d a s s u m m e r r e a d i n g b o o k s
.
NMF.
d i d
y o u k n o
w t h a
t
if you yelled for
1 year,
7 months,
26 days,
20 hours,
26 minutes
and 40 seconds
you could heat up a cup of coffee?
guess what im doing in the next 1 year, 7 months,
26 days, 20 hours, 26 minutes and 40 seconds of my
life(;
Parents go away and leave you
home
alone...
In
movies:
"PARTYYYYYYY!"
*crowd of people swarm in
dancing*
In real
life:
"PARTYYYYYYY!"
*you sit down and watch t.v.*
nmq/nmf ..
It's
funny
how cartoons characters only
have
4 fingers;
as if making that 5th
finger
would've been too
hard...