brriiiaaanna

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Quotes by brriiiaaanna

I hate scum bags

that think they are the coolest kids around...

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That akward moment

when you're sitting in your toilet cubical minding your own business and BAM a unicorn busts in trying to sell you weed... 

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Creepy online pedophile:

I want to do it with you.
I want get you hot and sweaty.
I want to hear us breathing hard. 

 

You:

Of course i'll go jogging with you.


 

Get it? (;
 

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TODAY'S MY BIRTHDAY!
I'm 13! I'm pretty excited to finally be a teenager! (:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

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 Dear Darla,
I hate your stinkin' guts. You make me vomit. Your the scum between my toes.
Love, Alfalfa.

♥ ♥ ♥
 
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Dear Willy Wonka,
          One of your Oompa Loompas escaped. If you are looking for her, she's in Jersey Shore.
                        Love, MTV
 

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DON'T READ THIS! 
*Ahem* Don't read this...

LISTEN BUDDY!

I know where you live...

Okay, youre STILL gonna read this..

Fine, i guess we'll never be friends

Wanna be friends then?

Too BAD.

Yeah, that's right.

Hmm lets make things interesting

if you stop reading ill tell you a secret

.. fine i guess you dont want t know the secret

... i bet you have no friends

you cant follow directions

still wondering what the secret is

stop reading.

fine, no secret for you

.. i know who you like

if you dont stop reading.. i ll tell him!

wouldnt want that.. would you?

.. too late. i texted him

.. facebooked it.

oh, wanna be facebook friends?

TOO BAD 

Oh, guess who texted me back??

aww.. he said 'eww noo'

guess you dont have a bf.. tear

okay, if you read one more line.. then someone will appear behind you and..

KILL YOU!!

.. unless you quickly press ctrl F6

lemme guess, you didnt press F6.. well dont.. really dont

okay im done with you..

byee..?

one more thing..

DONT HIGLIGHT THE LINE BELOW
... i hate you


Bet i made your day <3

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  I love him, oh yes i do. He's for me, not for you. And if by chance you take my place, ill take my fist and smash you face....
  ♥

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