brunette

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Joined: February 1, 2011
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hello witty world!
Brunette's the name, don't wear it out. Well, actually, I have a real person name, but Brunette's cooler...like a spy name, hehehe. Let me start off by saying, I'm a girl, a girly girly girl. I obviously have brown hair. Long hair, don't care (; I'm part Hawaiian...even though I live in New Jersey (which is definately not even close to the lovely island of Hawaii). My all time role model is Audrey Hepburn �. I love animals, but I hate bugs. Hate them, they should die. I hate stereotypes and prejudice people. I absolutely hate homophobics, partly because I have a gay brother, and partly because there's absolutely nothing wrong with homosexuality whatsoever, and I'm a Catholic girl! I've been through a lot in my life, and I love that I've had Witty to express the whole spectrumm of my emotions, from pure happiness to pure hatred :) If you have any requests, I'd be happy to make a pretty quote or something for you. And if you ever need anyone to talk to, I'm right here!
xoxo, brunette ♥
"For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others; for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness; and for poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never alone." ~ Audrey Hepburn

Quotes by brunette


 
"Is this the Krusty Krab?"
"No, this is Patrick."
♥
 

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2011VMA's


Nicki:
 Hey Jonah, you look great.
Have you lost some weight?

Jonah:
Yeah I have. The only thing now
is that people keep saying, 'Now
that you've lost weight, you're
probably not funny anymore.' 

Nicki:
 That's not true. You're probably
just as funny as you ever
were. I mean here, why
don't you tell a joke right now.

Jonah:
Um, okay......
Why did the chicken cross the road?

Nicki:
 I don't know, why?

Jonah:
He did it for fitness.

Nicki:
 ....That wasn't funny.

Jonah:
It's not funny? It's not funny
that the chicken wanted to
change his lifestyle, become a little healthier?
Is it funny instead of getting
a pat on the back, the chicken gets a
bunch of jerks tweeting that he's not funny anymore?
Maybe the chicken should just drop dead
at40 so you can laugh a little.
He's the same chicken Nicki! He's just healthier!
He'sthesamechicken!

Nicki:
o___O




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"You are what you eat."



"Is that why you're a dick?"






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If I died,
I'd want my friends to keep updating my status to freak people out

 
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Thirty-five people try
to jump off the Brooklyn Bridge annually,
most because ofbroken hearts


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love

 


♥



i believe in pink
i believe that laughing is the best calorie burner 
i believe in kissing, kissing a lot
i believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong 

i believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls
i believe that tomorrow is another day
and i believe in miracles



~ audrey hepburn

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inspirational


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got me?

 I'LL DO YOUR BODY GOOD




 
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someone out there loves you, remember that

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this quote doesn't need colors, or crazy fonts, or shadows, or borders.
because this quote, it symbolizes exactly what you make me feel like;
*nothing
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vent