when you see a guy with bigger boobs than you
when you highlight a quote, cause you're over him, & it says 'fave if you lied.' but you didn't lie.
Who else had a huge smile on your face when you found out we have notifications? ♥
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Girlfriend: Hey, wanna see a magic trick? Boyfriend: Sure, babe. Girlfriend: BAM! You're single.
we'd meet on the very first page. <3
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when you actually have to tell someone that you're being sarcastic