brush_your_teeth

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Joined: June 9, 2013
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hi.
im tessa.
im really unsocial.
i just really like puns.
and yeah.
thats all you really need to know about me.
unless your a stalker. 
then you might want to know a bit more.

Quotes by brush_your_teeth


It's not that the man didn't know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
 
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I couldn't work out how to put on my seat belt.

Then it clicked.
 
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.

It's impossible to put down.

 
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Did you hear about the guy who's whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

 
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Never give up on math.

It's the only subject that counts.

 
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Which American president was least guilty?

Lincon.
He was in-a-cent.

 
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Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office is in big trouble.

You have my Word.

 
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I'm really good at this game
called lets see how long you can stay single for
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foreveralone
I hate hipsters.
Their smug faces, vegan diet, tiny feet and sawdust bedding.
No, wait...
Hamsters. I hate hamsters.

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