Dear
parents,
Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named
Aladdin. Snow White lived alone with 7 men. Pinnochio was a liar.
Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around without clothes on.
A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him. Cinderella
lied and snuck out at night to attend a party.
Sincerely, it's not our fault, it's how you raised
us.