budcool

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BravoSierra's format
I wonder what the first

women on her period

thought



Like, Holy sh/t! Get me a french fry, I'm a ketchup dispencer!

Katniss: Wake up in the morning feeling like a tribute
Gale: Hey, what up girl?
Katniss: Grab my arrows, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit the woods
Gale: Let's go!
Haymitch: Before we leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
Katniss: 'Cause when i leave for the Capitol, I ain't coming back
The Prep Team: I'm talking pedicure on her toes, toes
Cinna: Trying on all my clothes, clothes
Rebels: Snow blowing up our homes, homes
Johanna: Dress dropping, I hate being a tree
Johanna: Showing up some breasts to Katniss
Katniss: This is all making me a little bit tipsy
Plutarch Heavensbee: Don't stop, make it pop
The Victors: We'll blow the arena up
Katniss: Tonight Imma fight
Peeta: 'Til we see the sun light
Wiress: TICK TOCK, this is a clock!
The Victors: But the canons don't stop, no
Snow: Oh oh, uh oh, oh oh, uh oh

 
People are like constipation: they're both stuck up and need to be unplugged






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                                  pooping
T
he worst type of crying

Is when your lips start to shake
and tears build up quickly and fall
fast.You're bent over or crouched
trying to suck it in and not make any
noise but it hurts too much to hold it
in so you let out a yelp and a cry then
comes the loss of breath which sucks
because not only you're crying out loud
but you think you sound dumb for not
breathing too.
It's just a mess...

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Life Question: Who Let The Dog's Out?
Did you know when you shout 'Bloody Mary' in the bathroom at 3:00 a.m.... your parents will
come in and tell you to SHUT UP
Never is just Ever with an N

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Dear Teacher,
My Daghter Sarah Will Not Be Able To Do Her Homework Because She Is Too Awesome.
Sincerly,
Sarah's Mom

 

                                                   I made this note myself, and gave it to my teacher. She called my parents when I got home. I picked up the phone :D
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