burstingbubbles

"I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you."
- Robin Williams

Roses are red, Violets are blue.
A face like yours, belongs in the zoo.
Please don't be sad, because I'll be there too!
Not in the cage, but laughing at you!
ragestache.com

No one questions where life gets all its lemons from.

Relationships are like fat people,
most of them don't work out.

When you spell a word so wrong
that spell check is like, I don't know what to tell you man...

*looks you in the eyes, pats your knee sympathetically*

I don’t care

if I were a murderer I’d be the febreze murderer
and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations
and I’d ask them what they smelled
and they’d be like, “omg ocean air and tulips” and then I’d rip off the blindfold
and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS.

*gets down on one knee*
Will you go away?

Why can't america just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit.

Do not fear a shadow, for it means light is nearby