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congratulations!!!!!!!ifg u understood this you are officially a chinese wizard .
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congratulations!!!!!!!ifg u understood this you are officially a chinese wizard .
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DUDE- I WAS SOOOO NOT DRUNK.
friend-you ran up to my sister ,told her she looked african and then you decided that jumping off the stairs would be fun.

so i have a 5-year old cousin . she WAS the cutest little thing , until mothers think it's cool to make their 5-year old daughters dress up like sl*ts . i saw her yesterday and she had makeup all over he - even on her arms - she was dressed in hot pants and a loose shirt that was literally falling off of her . she had perfect eyebrows done by a professional . but here's the worst part , she dyed all of her hair blonde . i told her she should dress her age because i am 13 y/o and i don't expose myself like she does . she replied to me , and i quote , "shut up ! at least i care about how i look ! i already have a boyfriend , and look at you , your 13 and you haven't even been kissed . you are PATHETIC"that was my boiling point . "shut up you stupid little girl before i knock all of you baby teeth out . sure i haven't been kissed yet but i don't care because i don't plan on losing my virginity at age 10 and being a TEEN MOM  at age 13 . you will ruin yourself because of the way you dress you little SL*T !!! " I  said to her . i don't think she understood half of the words i said but i guess it was worth it .

 WHAT IS HAPPENIING TO THIS WORLD ????

i know that most people won't care about this but i just needed to vent .

witty used to be colorful

witty is like a diary . you can spill everything here . and the best part is that if someone reads it they'll have no idea who you are , so :

OMG !! today brandon actually looked at me !!! today is the best day of my life !!!! yaaaaay . but then his stupid cheerleader  girlfriend , mellisa, gave him a big wet slobbery kiss . right in front of me . i wanted to say "hold up sista !! he was checkin' me out . not you . me . so, scoot so i can have some time with my man " but instead i walked away . but the good art was that today she fell of the top of the pyramid . so yay me !

see what i mean .

true story- i was in  class texting and my teacher asks , " is that a phone ?!? " and i replied " no it's classwork ( sarcasticly )" and she totally fell for it .

teachers are sooooo late ;)

sometimes i think the people in scary movies are so stupid . they always ask "hello . . . is anyone there ?" as if the killer would say " hey ! i'm in the kitchen ! "

who's with me ?

THE PEOPLE WHO MAKE MATH BOOKS ARE SO STUPID .

Q1-Jimmy has 107 scoops of icecream . He eats 76 of them . Now he says he has 1 left . Explain his error .

answer- his error was that he didn't eat all of them ! 

**WHEN I GET MY TEST I SEE THAT THE TEACHER WROTE THIS -

his error was that he did not subtract right - meet me in the principals office after school .

 

dont let me into my zone
dont let me into my zone
i am definetly in my zone