butterfly_freed
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What is wrong with you?
How dare you make fun of someone for something they can't control?
She has acne. - Do you think she chose to have red spots all over her face?
She has crooked teeth. - I've never met someone who got braces just for fun.
She wears glasses. - Do you think people like being half-blind? They don't.
Her hair is frizzy. - Some people don't like frying their hair w/ a straightener.
She's not a size 0. - Oh, I'm sorry that some of us aren't afraid to eat cookies.
Imperfection is beautiful.
2011: planking is boss.
2012: hey, let's go choke on cinnamon!
and if you do, i will go to your profile, fav of few of your quotes, follow you and post something in your comment box, just to make your day a litle bit brighter.
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Think about it...
Guys who play football run around in tights trying to jump on top of each other.
However, guys who do cheerleading get to practice in sweats, while they hold girls up in the air and get to look up their skirts.
Now, which sounds more gay?
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Today;
(please read, long but worth
reading)
Today, I saw an old man
sitting by himself in the
movies...
my friend and i just kept staring because he was hooked up to
a breathing tool but he was smiling and laughing at the movie
the smurfs... when he
finnally relized we were staring at him he turned to
us and said,"It's okay to stare, i know you
don't see this everyday. You see when i had children a
long time ago this was there favorite show, i used to watch
it with them every saturday
morning. it was great. Untill one
day my beautiful wife Celia and my three children got into a
car accident and died. i never got to say good-bye. so, when
i heard of this movie from my niece, i needed to see it. You
see i may be an old dinosaur but i still have a huge
heart."...
please favorite
for that old man with a heart of
gold.♥
you check your phone for no reason, because you know nobody texted you.
you will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf.
you always hear your name, when its not being called.
you hate hearing your voice in recordings.
you use the word "thingy" when you can't remember what something is called.
you pretend your writing in class so the teacher won't call on you.
you say the entire alphabet because you can't remember what letter comes next.
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My name is Savannah. Im 16 and I have bone cancer. I was diagnosed 6 months ago, and have been in treatment for 4 months. Im becoming weak, and losing my hair. Im so scared, but i try to stay strong.I am not making this quote for sympathy, im making it for a reason. I dont know how much longer I have left to live, but i am a fighter and will not let this disease destory me. However, I have made a list of 100 things I want to accomplish before i die(inspired from the Buried Life). Number 42 on my list is to get 2000 favs on a quote on witty. I know, this is a lot to ask, but i am asking you my witty sisters, to please help me out. Every fav will help me cross this thing off my list. Im sure your tired of seeing quotes like this, but this is the only favor i will ever ask from you girls. If you did read this, i love you so much. Thankyouu♥
When Monsters Inc. 2 comes out in November...
little kids waiting in line: "mommy, I wanna be the first to go in!"
me: I've been waiting 11 years for this, so I will be the first to go in!"
