buzzlightyearlover92

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Quotes by buzzlightyearlover92

Comments on a picture of a gay couple on Facebook:

Random Guy:
Gay.
One of the gay guys: No, but my boyfriend is.

I shaved my head in honor of people who have cancer and raised over $1,000 for cancer research.
 Everyone just keeps telling me how beautiful I am. :)


Pictures are on my profile... :)


Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist,
      While you guys were busy arguing about the glass of water, I drank it.
                              Sincerely,
                                    The Opportunist

In exactly one month, I am shaving my head in honor of those fighting cancer... I've never been more excited about something in my entire life. 

RELATIONSHIP STATUS:
[   ] Single
[   ] Taken 
[X] Looking for a zombie apocalypse  survival partner

"Package for Josh Nichols."

"Thanks, have a good day."

"Don't tell me what to do."
 

                     -Drake and Josh <3

So today, when my dad dropped my older brother and I off at school, my brothers girlfriend got out of her car in front of us. She had tears running down her face. When he saw that she was crying, my  mmy mmymy brother dropped his stuff and ran over to her. He hugged her, picked up her books, put his arm around her, and walked her inside.
It was the nicest thing ive ever seen anyone do. 

 I Wonder...

How many people have tried calling the Progresso chefs from their soup can.

What happens,
if I'm traveling
at the speed of
light,
and turn on a flashlight?

Ofcourse
I'm in love
with you
darling.