BMW*

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Joined: May 9, 2012
Last Seen: 7 years
Birthday: February 1
user id: 298419
Gender: F

Quotes by BMW*

Hate me?

Cool go wait with the other haters waiting for me to care!
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Dear board of Education,

We are too.
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1+1=3 
IF YOU DON'T USE A CONDOM!!
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1+1=3 
IF YOU DON'T USE A CONDOM!!
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Mom: What did you learn in class today?

Me: Obviously nothing i have to go back tomorrow.
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*looking at your text books thinking what a waste of trees!!!
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If he only wants your Breasts, legs and thighs send him to KFC.
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My parents accused me of being a liar
Then i said 

Tooth Fairy
Santa
Easter Bunny

And i walked away like a boss!
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shut the F*** up your relationship ended not your life.
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Crush:
F U

Me:
When and where baby?
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