Janis is a b/tch
Who's Janns lol
Let
me tell you something about Janis Ian. We were best friends in
middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I
don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started
going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous
but then he moved to Indiana, and Janis was like, weirdly
jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with
Kyle, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me
back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed
with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an
all-girls pool party, I was like, "Janis, I can't
invite you, because I think you're lesbian." I mean I
couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be
girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a
LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at
her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school
because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall
for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was
totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack.