Person: Just got
McDonalds :D
Me: Yay! Let's celebrate this with a magic
trick! :D Pick a number!
Person: 8
Me: Square it.
Person: 64
Me: Now divide it by the original number.
Person: 8
Me: Take away the original number.
Person: 0
Me: Congratulations. You've reached the
number of f-cks I give!