CaitlinAtTheDisco*

Status: C-a-i-t-l-i-n; there isn't a K or a Y or an E. Okay?
Joined: February 12, 2012
Last Seen: 9 years
Birthday: September 18
user id: 273419
Location: Somewhere where I'm 99.9% done
Gender: F




I'm so addicted to, all the things you do...


Hello there. My name is Caitlin, if you haven't figured it out by my account name. 

I like music: Panic! At The Disco, Falling in Reverse, Sleeping with Sirens, Pierce the Veil,
One Direction, Ed Sheeran, Saving Abel, Matchbox Twenty, Parachute, Eminem, Bruno Mars, Katy Perry,
Gavin Degraw, One Republic, Miley Cyrus and much, much more.

I also like food: pizza, cheetos, and nutella. Kitkats and Skittles are also pretty amazing. 

I like YouTube, too: Troye Sivan, Danisnotonfire, MazziMaz, Janoskians, JoeSantagato, iiSuperwomanii, 
and O2L. (A LOT more, trust me...)

I'm 14 years old and in the 9th grade. I would be lying if I said I like high school, in fact- I've come to the conclusion that it's quite a miserable place in which I will never fit in, despite my obvious wit and sarcasm (ba dum tss).. I like to read and write... and use the internet, but I guess it's pretty obvious, too.

This is random but if I could be friends with any celebrity, I'd say Jennifer Lawrence because she's cool and down to earth and if I were to say a guy, it'd be Nicholas Hoult because he's perf. ( So is Troye Sivan, btw )

Here goes nothing...

{+} food, YouTube Videos, snow days, Fall, music, cream soda, cherry cola, the smell of vanilla, going
to the mall, New York City, cute guys, The Perks of Being A Wallflower, Logan Lerman, this font omg <3, 
long car rides, making people smile, making people laugh, laughing so hard that my stomach hurts, laughing
in general, answering questions with song lyrics, comedy movies, Wattpad

{-} waking up at 5 in the morning for school, oversleeping, swimming, moving in general (jk), when 
my favorite fictional characters die -_-, my handwriting, gym class, being forced to change
during gym class, the smell of gasoline, burning myself with a straightener, being social... 

If you have any questions, ask them below. 

If you read/write on wattpad, let me know; I'll check it out! :D
(Seeing as I have no clue how link things, I'll just give it to you here: http://wattpad.com/istolethecookiez) I'll follow you back if you comment on my profile telling me you're from Witty. : )


 

Quotes by CaitlinAtTheDisco*



Mom: Caitlin, the new stove is hooked up. 
Me: This is not the stove I know!
Me: I would trade it all away...
Me: If you'd come back to stay.
Mom: This is why we don't tell you things. 






Kid: You dropped something. 
Me: Yeah, my dignity. 





At The Mall
Random Guys: *laughs* Oh my gosh, that's so gay.
Friend: *laughs* Oh my gosh, that's so straight. 





In Class
Boy: Paramore is a terrible band. 
Me: *twitches*
Boy: Ew, Fall Out Boy? 
Me: *clenches pencil tighter*
Boy: Green Day is the worst band ever.
Me: *snaps*
2 HOURS LATER
Officer: So... he voluntarily climbed out of the window?
Me: That seems to be the situation, Officer.






Something I learned from Spongebob:
Always bring a spare pencil when going out to sea.





I hate saying no but it seems like people always put me in situations where I need to say it.
A few examples: Can I have a pink starburst? No.
Do you want to come over my house to play videogames? No.
Can I have some of your food? No.
Can you please let me out of this closet? I promise I won't hate on your favorite bands anymore, Caitlin, please. No. 



 


Mom: Ugh I'm getting old
*ten minutes later*
Mom: *falls*
Me: Help, she's fallen and she can't get up




Say Hugh
Say Jane
Say Is
Say them altogether slowly
Say them altogether quickly


 



Friend: I'm going to tell you this secret but you can't tell anyone!
Me: So that means I can't tell my group of nonexistent friends? 
Me: Gotcha 






Friend: -wait I don't have a friend, nvm 



 
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