Rock,Paper,Scissors
I understand how scissors can beat paper & I get how a rock can beat scissors, but there is not freaking way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap itself around rock & leave it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors?Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people?Why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class?I'll tell you why!!!Because paper can't beat anybody!!!A rock can tear that crap up in 2 seconds. When I play rock,paper,scissors I always choose rock.Then when someone claimsto have beaten me,I punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say "Oh crap!I'm sorry I thought paper would protect you!!!"
ROCK,PAPER,SCISSORS ANYBODY???