REASONS WHY PERIODS SUCK.
1. After sitting down for a while, you stand up & suddenly it
feels like freaking Niagra Falls.
2. You want to hit everyone...In the face...With a tree.
3. You cry so much for random stupid reasons.
4. You crave random food, that you don't own.
5. When someone corrects you, you feel like shoving a tree down
their throat.
6. When you lose at something, you scream "SCREW THIS"
and walk away really angry.
7. You fall asleep...When you're not even TIRED.
8. You feel like you want to just stab yourself 600 times in
"that" area.
9. You want to just shove a freaking towel up "that"
area.
10. NO white pants/skirts/undies that week.
11. Remember that cute pair of undies you got? Runied. For.
Life.
12. Everybody is annoying, not matter WHAT they do, or say.
13. When you DON'T get to go to the bathroom, because your
teacher says no you want to scream in their face, and say
"I'M ON MY FUKING PERIOD OKAY?".
14. Boys are 10x more annoying.
15. Those stupid- Pad/tampon commercials that have all those
girls who are HAPPY when they get their periods, make you
annoyed.
16. Chocolate and ice cream are your best friends.
17. The cramps you get feel like your being punched in the
stomach 8 times.
18. When you think you're finally done you take off the
tampons/pads.....5 minutes later you check. Not done, not done at
all.
19. You don't care about anything BUT food.
20. You wish you weren't a girl.
21. When you wake up in the morning, and go to the bathroom, and
your toilet looks like a freaking bowl of Hawaiian Punch.