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Today I learned that my grandmother recently bought a gun. I also learned that my cousins have taken to calling her "Grambo".
 

MLIA.(:. 

Today, my boyfriend came over when my mom left and told us to "behave". The second she left we looked at each other, shook our heads no, and did what any teenage couple who loved each other would do when parents are gone. That's right. We stood on the roof and dropped water balloons on the people jogging.

MLIA.(:  

Today, the average word of the day was duck. When I saw this, I immediately ducked my head. Just as I did so, my brother shot me with a nerf gun, missed me, and the dart went right over my head. So, MLIA, I say thank you, for saving my from being hit by foam and rubber.

MLIA.(:  

Today, the average word of the day was duck. When I saw this, I immediately ducked my head. Just as I did so, my brother shot me with a nerf gun, missed me, and the dart went right over my head. So, MLIA, I say thank you, for saving my from being hit by foam and rubber.

MLIA.(:  

Today, my boyfriend came over when my mom left and told us to "behave". The second she left we looked at each other, shook our heads no, and did what any teenage couple who loved each other would do when parents are gone. That's right. We stood on the roof and dropped water balloons on the people jogging.

MLIA.(:  

Today, I was trying to work on homework when two guys started to argue by the copier. They were trying to figure out how to copy and two-sided paper and make it print two-sided again. After five minutes of failing, I walked over without saying a word, took the paper, and copied it how they needed it. As I was walking away, I heard one of the guys say, "I told you she was a wizard.." My day was made.
 

MLIA.(:

Today, I stepped on a piece of bubblewrap in the dark. I had a minor heart attack.
 

 MLIA.(:

Today, I stepped on a piece of bubblewrap in the dark. I had a minor heart attack.
 

 MLIA.(:

Today, my friend and I handed in our health powerpoint on Multiple Personality Disorder. Our title slide? A picture of Hannah Montana. We got full credit

 

 MLIA.(:

The other day me and my little 4 year old cousin were riding bikes. She decided she wanted to race. As she is pedeling feriously she yelled, "Float like a butterfly sting like a beaver!" I have no intention of ever correcting her and happily yelled it with her the rest of the way!
 

MLIA(: