candie12345

Status: being awesome
Joined: September 10, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 330106
Location: the place next to the other place
Gender: F
candie12345
Hey! My name is Alyse.
Im 14 (turning 15 in December).
I love to draw, read, and write. English is one of my favorite subjects.
I won funniest in my school yearbook, so i hope i can give you all a good laugh!
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Quotes by candie12345

Me:*Doesn't go on witty for awhile.*
Me:*Finally goes on after a few months.*
Me: WHERE THE HELL DID ALL THESE WITTY GUYS COME FROM?!?!
Me: WHY ARE THERE NO FUNNY QUOTES?!?
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Friends: I don't want to fall in love because falling hurts...

Me: Thats why I just stay home and love my dog.
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Happy Endings
There are no happy endings
Endings are the saddest part
So just give me a happy middle
And a very happy start 

-Shel Silverstien
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Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.
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Teacher: I  went on this field trip one time and I got so mad at the kids I finally exploded on them.
Friend: haha exploded...sounds so wrong
Me: EW!!!!
Teacher: what?
Friend: what?
Me: what?
Other Friend: teehee on their faces










my school life
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school
Hearts break for the same reason condoms do.
Because of d/cks.
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What's the cutest thing on your body?
Your Cuticle.
;D
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I am that weirdo that likes their own quotes.
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Me and my best friend are the kind of people who have an inside joke with a teacher.
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school
Mom: I can't deal with stupid people.
Me: Then how do you deal with yourself?
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