ME IN THE SHOWER
ME: ugh im too lazy to take a shower
ME:*walks into bathroom*
ME: okay i guess ill get into the shower now
ME: *takes shirt off and looks in the mirror*
ME: oh god im so fat! i need to diet
ME: hah im not gonna diet
ME: I LOVE FOOD
ME: okay focus
ME:*gets in shower*
ME: i wonder what he's doing right now
ME: i hate my life *cries*
ME:*sings Taylor Swift and thinks about life*
*1 hour later*
ME: ahh the waters getting cold, i should get out
ME: wait i have to wash my hair ugh
ME:*puts shampoo and condtioner*
ME: i wish i was a guy, they can take 5 minute showers
ME:*daydreams about a fake lifestyle that you know you will never
have*
ME: okay i guess ill get out now
ME: *snaps back into reality*
ME: wow i need a life
SINK:
TOOTHBRUSH:
TOILET:
MIRROR:
ME:*repeat everyday*