carreyeager

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SHUT UP.


mkay pumpkin'?

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to perverts, we're sexy.
to adults, we're cute.
to relatives, we're
adorable.
to dumbasses, we're
fine.
to each other, we're
pretty.
to gentlemen, we're
gorgeous.
to the right guys, we're
beautiful.
but to ourselves,

w e ' r e   u g l y   a s   f u u c k .
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ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ 

Who else ALWAYS craves panera during school? ♥

Dad: I'm going to a park with shades
on and a hoodie on, and am going to
wait till someone ask which kid is mine
and then i shall reply I haven't decided
yet... great plan for boredom huh?

Me: You have problems.

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Me: Dad my ex won't stop texting me...

Dad: Best way to get out of a text convo:
"The message could not be delivered.
Please try later. Error 226110"

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Dad: Would you get off your phone
and just go to class and learn?

Me: You're gay.

Dad: No, no, not gay. If i was gay you
would of been swallowed 16 years ago.