cas

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Quotes by cas

I woke up to f.ucking 136 notifications.
That's amazing.
Thank you.
Because I was very excited to see people waste their time looking at my quotes.
Me: *Listens to my music playlists at 5:08 AM*
Me: *Starts sobbing.* 
Me: COME ON SKINNY LOOOOOVVEEEE.

True story.

Me staying up past 1:00 AM is basically the equivalent to me having my f.cking period.

I really want to pee but I don't want to get up. Sh*t.
Confession UNO:

Sometimes, I sit and think 
About every stupid thing I've ever done..
All at once.
 
"I love a bad boy mentality,
But I don't want to be visiting
you in jail."
"I love a bad boy mentality,
But I don't want to be visiting
you in jail."
Dear Parents,

Jasmine was in love with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin,
Snow White lived alone with 7 men.
Pinnochio was a liar,
Robin Hood was a thief.
Tarzan walked around without clothes on.
A stranger kissed Sleeping Beauty and she married him.
Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party.

                                             You can't blame us.
                         We were taught to rebel since a young age.

"I love a bad boy mentality,
But I don't want to be visiting
you in jail."
I hate it when the cashier's ask,
'Is that everything?'
Uhh, no. I'd also like to 
Purchase all of this invisible
sh*t as well.

 
Everyone has the right to be stupid,
But you're abusing the privilege.