caseem16
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"for the love of all things delicious, stop complaining about things you're doing nothing to fix."
Joined: July 27, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 200187
Gender: F
Joined: July 27, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 200187
Gender: F
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heyy to whoever feels like reading this my names emily and that's what everyone calls me that :) i am totally interested in sign language, singing, MARCHING BAND, and swimming. if you have any questions feel free to ask :)
-Emily <3
-Emily <3
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I always knew boys were useless.
Scientists have found that s.perm can be made from bone
marrow. With artificial s.perm, the human race can continue
living even without men.
There are six basic types of fear.
1. terror
2: panic
3. 3 text messages and fourteen missed calls from mom
4: username or password is incorrect
5. we need to talk
6: internet connecction unavailable
IS THE SATAN REALLY THE
BAD GUY HERE?
He wanted us not to eat from the tree of knowledge or whatever so we could basically be thought-slaves for eternity, but the devil turned the tables there with a single conversation.
Also, the devil killed about 10 people in the Bible, where God killed about 2.3 million.
He understands human nature but doesn't judge you for being human.
He accepts God's unwanted children unconditionally.
And still he's a1dickhead? why? because he can take it.
Because he's not our hero, he's our silent guardian. A watchful protector.
A dark
knight.
Reasons I don't
like Justin Bieber
1) He said that r.ape happens for a reason
2) At Anne Frank's house, he wrote in the guestbook that he hoped "she would have been a Belieber"
3) When asked to try being vegan, he spit out the vegan steak that was specially ordered for him
4) He makes his fans pay tons of money to see him live, even though he could afford having the tickets be $50 instead of $100 dollars for mezzanine seats
5) Once, he went to a childrens hospital in England and made them clear the area so he wouldn't have to wait near the sick children. He spent about 5 minutes with the children while the cameras were around and then left as soon as they wre gone.
6) He peed in a restaurant kitchen
7) Once, he faked a really bad asthma attack and the paramedics were called. He then proceeded to laugh is a.ss off when they came through the door. His people talked the paramedics into not saying anything because, apparently, you can go to jail for that.
8) He wanted to go to a mall, once, and when the car came he sent it back because he didn't like the color. He then spent only 5 minutes at the mall before leaving and saying it was the sh ittiest mall he'd ever been to.
9) He didn't show up to one of his concerts until half way through the scheduled time
10) He's quoted to having screamed, "F.uck Bill Clinton" to cameras
11) He attacked a paparazzi, who is suing.
12) When he went to Vermont, he was kicked out of every business he went to (IHOP, Hannaford, Walmart, etc.)
13) At a movie theater, he threw a huge temper tantrum when he was told that he couldn't bring his Subway sandwich into the movie, since it was against the rules. He made a mess in the theater and was carried out by one of his bodyguard, kicking and screaming.
14) Once, he randomly showed up to Disney unannounced and demanded that the entire Yachtsman Steakhouse be cleared- reservations cancelled and all- so that he could eat there. The staff had to call every single one of the guests to tell them that their reservations they had been planning for months were cancelled and wasn’t allowed to give them an explanation. Disney also decided that it wasn’t fair to their guests and gave them free dinner at another restaurant, which obviously lost them a lot of money and business for that night.
15) He spit on his fans
I don't dislike him because of his voice or his music. I dislike him because he is a terrible human being.
1) He said that r.ape happens for a reason
2) At Anne Frank's house, he wrote in the guestbook that he hoped "she would have been a Belieber"
3) When asked to try being vegan, he spit out the vegan steak that was specially ordered for him
4) He makes his fans pay tons of money to see him live, even though he could afford having the tickets be $50 instead of $100 dollars for mezzanine seats
5) Once, he went to a childrens hospital in England and made them clear the area so he wouldn't have to wait near the sick children. He spent about 5 minutes with the children while the cameras were around and then left as soon as they wre gone.
6) He peed in a restaurant kitchen
7) Once, he faked a really bad asthma attack and the paramedics were called. He then proceeded to laugh is a.ss off when they came through the door. His people talked the paramedics into not saying anything because, apparently, you can go to jail for that.
8) He wanted to go to a mall, once, and when the car came he sent it back because he didn't like the color. He then spent only 5 minutes at the mall before leaving and saying it was the sh ittiest mall he'd ever been to.
9) He didn't show up to one of his concerts until half way through the scheduled time
10) He's quoted to having screamed, "F.uck Bill Clinton" to cameras
11) He attacked a paparazzi, who is suing.
12) When he went to Vermont, he was kicked out of every business he went to (IHOP, Hannaford, Walmart, etc.)
13) At a movie theater, he threw a huge temper tantrum when he was told that he couldn't bring his Subway sandwich into the movie, since it was against the rules. He made a mess in the theater and was carried out by one of his bodyguard, kicking and screaming.
14) Once, he randomly showed up to Disney unannounced and demanded that the entire Yachtsman Steakhouse be cleared- reservations cancelled and all- so that he could eat there. The staff had to call every single one of the guests to tell them that their reservations they had been planning for months were cancelled and wasn’t allowed to give them an explanation. Disney also decided that it wasn’t fair to their guests and gave them free dinner at another restaurant, which obviously lost them a lot of money and business for that night.
15) He spit on his fans
I don't dislike him because of his voice or his music. I dislike him because he is a terrible human being.
Honestly,,
some of the sexiest things about a guy
is the way his voice sounds when he’s tired,
the smirk of satisfactory he gets on his face
when he knows he’s done something good,
and the protective instincts he has
when it comes to his
girl.
What if you were holding a puppy,
And said "Who's the cutest wittle puppy in the whole wide world?"
& it responded in a grown mans voice just like,
"I'm the cutest puppy in the whole wide world."
Ron: *beats the friend zone*
Percy: *beats the cousin zone*
Jace: *beats the brother zone*
Gale: I don't like this joke.
Things that people
really need to stop glorifying
--Not going outside
--Having social anxiety
--Being socially awkward
--Spending all of your time on the internet
--Not talking to people
--Disliking people
--Not exercising
--Not going outside
--Having social anxiety
--Being socially awkward
--Spending all of your time on the internet
--Not talking to people
--Disliking people
--Not exercising
My sister just stormed into my room and said
"I JUST GOT MY PERIOD SO IF YOU AS MUCH AS WALK INTO THE SAME ROOM AS ME WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS I AM GOING TO CUT YOUR DI.CK OFF AND FEED IT TO THE DOG"
and left.
"I JUST GOT MY PERIOD SO IF YOU AS MUCH AS WALK INTO THE SAME ROOM AS ME WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS I AM GOING TO CUT YOUR DI.CK OFF AND FEED IT TO THE DOG"
and left.
