cassiewassy156

Status: Bite me.
Joined: February 17, 2012
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 274803
Location: Australia
Gender: F

Quotes by cassiewassy156

When you have food,
your pets’ seem to be 10X as cute.

Friend: 'So how far have you gone with a guy?'

Me: 'Well there was this one time.. we made eye contact. It was awesome.'
Never, in all the seventy billion humans who have walked this planet since the beginning of time has there been anyone exactly like you.
Never, until the end of time will there be another such as you.
You have shown no knowledge or appreciation or your uniqueness.
Yet, you are the rarest thing in the world.
Zombies' eat brains..

You're safe.
Calories
(noun)

Tiny creatures that live in your
closet and sew your clothes a little bit 
tighter every night.

 
Off is the direction in which I would like you to f*ck.

 


Girl: I did something really stupid..

Boy: What?

Girl: I trusted you. </3

 

 


Enie menie miny moe.
You ain't nothing but a hoe
You think you're cute,
You think you're class,
NewsFlash B*tch!
You're F*cking nasty!
 

 

S*ut Please,
I have underwear longer then your shorts.
 

 

My parents say I'm addicted to Witty. No Mum, No Dad, I have finally found people who understand me.