catchtheshadows

Person: Hey, check out this band!
Me: I CANT AFFORD TO LIKE ANYMORE BANDS

*starts and ends text message with “idk”*

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough

Me: is it weird to talk to yourself?
Me: no

*walks into chair*
Me: sorry
Chair: you f*cking should be

"I kissed the scars on her skin, I still think you're beautiful, and I don't ever want to lose my best friend" ~ Pierce the Veil

Parents: get over your obsession with Pierce the Veil
Me: no, amigo, no

Mom: You think these band members have nice hair and fashion now but in 20 years you will look back at these photos and be like-
Me: look children it's your father
Mom: What
Me: What

Person: screaming isn't music
Me: punching you in the face isn't assault
Person: what?
Me: what?

At the end of concerts

Band/singer: We hope you guys enjoyed your night!
Me: No no NO OMFG DON'T YOU DARE TO F*CKING LEAVE NO STAY ON THAT DAMN STAGE AND KEEP PLAYING SONGS I DON'T EVEN CARE IF THEY'RE F*CKING OLD OR SH*T YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED IN FOREVER YOU ARE NOT F*CKING LEAVING THAT STAGE YOU ARE STAYING I LOVE YOU OKAY DON'T LEAVE ME OKAY DON'T YOU DARE F*CKING BOW NO NO GET THE F*CK BACK ON STAGE NO DAMN IT GET BACK IN HERE AND LOVE ME