catherines13

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manyula memories.....

1950-2010

always on our hearts, only salvadorian hearts...

bieber of ex- bieber fever??

ex-bieber
 

why??

he said salvadorian girls are ugly.
 

WE HATE YOU BIEBER BABY!


 

camille says: " what are 6 babies doing in our bathroom??
kate says: " they are doing a baby shower"
camille says: " but why in OUR bathroom??"
kate says: "is that i left them a gift in the toilet yesterday....."
camille says: " ..."


One night a guy & a girl were
driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was
something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them
that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over
because she wanted to talk. She told him that her
feelings had changed & that it was time to move on.
A silent tear slid down his cheek as he
slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note.
At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down
that very same street. He swerved
right into the drivers seat, killing the boy.
Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she
pulled it out & read it.
"Without your love, I would die."
*A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. 

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah."

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him?"
I think of class as nap time with background noise.34567890'¡354563e4567890'0921111,

 

Am i the only one..,

who calls herself MC because i am unique!! 
 

Bow chicka wow wow!!

Why do people are mean in the world if we are all the same??

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the conversation killer.