Dad: Why do kids swear so much?
Jeez.
Mom: Swearing's like a second language to
them.
Dad: I thought that was sarcasm.
Teenager: No, see, we're bilingual. We speak
two languages.
Swearing and sarcasm. No, we're multilingual .. you have to
count English.
Mom: I thought teenagers spoke four
languages.
Teenager: .. What?
Mom: Sarcasm, swearing, English and lies.
Boom. Dissed by my momma.