cathyperez

Status: 2Fab4You
Joined: March 31, 2010
Last Seen: 2 years
user id: 104922
Location: The Great State of Mind
Gender: F
Sweat pants, hair tied, chillin' with no make-up on

Quotes by cathyperez

I wake up in the mornin' feelin' like.....

!!!!!Breaking the damn alarm clock!!!!!

<3



Mine!
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Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today.
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WOW!
Last time i heard that, i almost fell off my 
dinosaur!


<3
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Why did the fish get kicked out of school? 

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Cause he was caught with seaweed.
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Am I the only one
 that closes my eyes everytime my pencil lead breaks because I'm afraid the led will go in my eye?
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Today I bit into a Reeses Cup...which contained absolutely no peanut butter. I found this to be rather heart breaking.
</3
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Today, I went to dry my hands in the bathroom. They had automatic motion-sensitive paper towel holders. I spent a good 30 minutes pretending I was using the force to make the paper towels come out. I regret nothing.




MLIA♥
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Yesterday,  I was taking the bus home, and I overheard some girls behind me sending pictures to each other via bluetooth on their phones. I then proceeded to turn my phone's bluetooth on and make my phone appear as "Batman". As soon as I did this I heard one of them yell, "OH MY GOSH, WHO'S BATMAN!?"





♥my spork also thinks he's Batman!
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Today, I went to the zoo and saw a sign that said, "Those who throw objects at the crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them".

☺MLIA♥
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Today I figured out how to put a mug in my microwave, so that by the time it had been heating for 1 minute, the handle would be facing me.


MLIA♥




.....didn't know what to put this under♥
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