cathyperez
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Location: The Great State of Mind
Gender: F
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Quotes by cathyperez
Today, i realised that "Dammit I'm
Mad" is the same backwards.
♥MLIA♥
♥MLIA♥
Mind
blown!!
Today
i saw a shooting star. It didn't crash into earth. My wish came
true.
MLIA<3
MLIA<3
I
realized that if you start putting your books away in your
backpack at random times of the class, everyone else will follow
along because they'll think that class is almost
over.
Today, my dad got home and asked, "Did
anyone F the dog?" ... there was a pause, or should I say
awkward silence, as my family realized he was avoiding the word
'feed' so my dog wouldn't get all excited.
<3MLIA
ahhhhhhh-chooooo!!!
srry, i'm allergic to bullshit!!
<3
srry, i'm allergic to bullshit!!
<3
A
boy and his father were playing catch in the front yard when the
boy saw a honey bee. He ran over and stomped it.
'That was a honey bee,' his father said, 'one of our friends. For stomping him you will do without honey for a week.'
Later the boy saw a butterfly, so he ran over and stomped it.
'That was a butterfly,' his father said, 'one of our friends, and for stomping him you will do without butter for a week.'
The next morning the family sat down for breakfast. The boy ate his plain toast with no honey or butter.
Suddenly a cockroach ran out from under the stove. His mother stomped it.
The boy looked at his father and said, 'Are you going to tell her, Dad, or should I?'
'That was a honey bee,' his father said, 'one of our friends. For stomping him you will do without honey for a week.'
Later the boy saw a butterfly, so he ran over and stomped it.
'That was a butterfly,' his father said, 'one of our friends, and for stomping him you will do without butter for a week.'
The next morning the family sat down for breakfast. The boy ate his plain toast with no honey or butter.
Suddenly a cockroach ran out from under the stove. His mother stomped it.
The boy looked at his father and said, 'Are you going to tell her, Dad, or should I?'
This is
an A and B conversation so C your way out of it
before D jumps
over E and knocks
the F outta you like a
real G!
<3 this!!
wish they can make one for the whole alphabet!
<3 this!!
wish they can make one for the whole alphabet!
am i the only one that when you are
writing something for a while, your
head gets
mysteriously closer to the paper????
We act like its a secret drug deal when someone
is just giving us
gum.