cats_rule

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Joined: August 20, 2011
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Dear CleaningProducts,
Whenever my dog comes inside all muddy and splatters mud all over, causing me to throw my red juice in the air, my brother to spill his orange juice and my dad to make the toaster explode my mom does not smile, clean the mess with your product then bake me cookies.  

Sincerly,

Currently cleaning the mess with my dog, brother and dad.

 

 

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The line of trick-or-treaters at Casey Anthony's house was longer than Kim Kardashians marriage.

omfg. sorry. I just had to bring back 2011 witty jokes.< 3



 

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So I haven't logged onto Witty for about 5 days, And I come back to...

1. People arguing about Nutella? lolol, since when did you guys become so childish.
2. People STILL complaining about One Direction.
3. 2 notifications.
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That awesome feeling when you're finally smart:

 

Someone: Can I ask you a question ?

Me: You just did. swag.

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Holy crap.
http://bit.ly/qfbzor
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Yeah, we get it. You're a boy on Witty. You don't have to write a quote about it ever 2 minutes saying "Hey girls, I'm a boy, you're all beautiful. check out my profile!"
By the way, your picture is fake. lolol
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"I   C A N ' T   S T A N D

to see how some guys treat their girlfriends.
Don't take her for granted,
because eventually
she's going to find better."
♥
 

~Damon Fizzy

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why would most people rather see two men holding guns than holding hands?

 

 
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