A boyfriend and girlfriend are chatting...
Boy: ABC.
Girl: Ha?
Boy: Always be careful!
Girl: And?
Boy: DEFG.. Don't ever forget girl!
Girl: Huh?
Boy: HI.. Happy Inlove.
Girl: ...?
Boy: JKLM.. Just keep loving me.
Girl: So, how about NOPQRSTUVWXYZ??
Boy: (thinks) No other person quite reasonable shall
treat u very well except me, you'll
zee! ♥
Not
Minee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DON'T READ THIS!
*Ahem* Don't read this...
LISTEN BUDDY!
I know where you live...
Okay, youre STILL gonna read this..
Fine, i guess we'll never be friends
Wanna be friends then?
Too BAD.
Yeah, that's right.
Hmm lets make things interesting
if you stop reading ill tell you a secret
.. fine i guess you dont want t know the secret
... i bet you have no friends
you cant follow directions
still wondering what the secret is
stop reading.
fine, no secret for you
.. i know who you like
if you dont stop reading.. i ll tell him!
wouldnt want that.. would you?
.. too late. i texted him
.. facebooked it.
oh, wanna be facebook
friends?
TOO BAD
Oh, guess who texted me back??
aww.. he said 'eww noo'
guess you dont have a bf.. tear
okay, if you read one more line.. then someone will appear behind
you and..
KILL YOU!!
.. unless you quickly press ctrl F6
lemme guess, you didnt press F6.. well dont.. really dont
okay im done with you..
byee..?
one more thing..
DONT HIGLIGHT THE LINE BELOW
... i hate
you
Bet i made your
day <3
Two girls were in an argument.
One of
the girls was in love with this boy. The friend told the girl
everyday how pretty
she was and how the boy was in love with her. The girl just
shook her head and told the girl he
didn’t like her. One day the friend decided to make a bet.
“If he likes you, you have to hug him. If he
doesn’t, I’ll kiss my boyfriend for the first
time.” The girl took the bet and the friend tried to
figure
out if the boy liked her friend. Every day the girl would say,
“Get ready to hug him.” The girl would
reply, “Get ready to kiss,” Around the second week,
the girl ended the bet. “I win!” she declared.
Her friend replied, “No, you lose! I know he likes
you.” “No, I win. YOU loose!” The girl
stated. All of a
sudden she heard the boy's voice behind
her.
“No, I’m
pretty sure you
lose.”
took
forever <3 fave?