cbdjsbd

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Joined: May 15, 2010
Last Seen: 1 year
Birthday: December 31
user id: 109099
Location: Connecticut
Gender: F









 

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I'M A LOVER;
NOT A FIGHTER BUT I WOULD
FIGHT
FOR WHAT I
LOVE
*NOT MY FORMAT
QUOTE MINE?NOT SURE SORRY SO SLOPPY I JSUT THOUGHT OF THIS AND LOOVED IT <3


onceupona time...
theylivedhappilyeverafter.
 the end
 
Woah-Woah-Woah. Stop the story!Move Aside Cinderella. How

Come You Lose Your Shoe And End Up Marrying Your Prince

Charming? If I Lost My Shoe, Someone Would Probably Just

Find It, Throw It Away And I’d Go Shoeless. And Snow White, I’m

Pretty Sure If I Ate A Poisonous Apple, Some Guy Randomly

Wandering The Woods Wouldn’t Stop, Kiss Me And Take Me To

His Castle. Oh, And Aurora (Sleeping Beauty)You Just HAD To

Touch The Pointy Thing On The Sewing Majiggy, Didn’t You?

And Of Course, Who Comes To Your Rescue…? Prince

Charming. Yay. Woop De Doo. Didn’t See THAT ONE Comin’.

And Ariel. I’m Almost Positive That If My Date Saw Me Combing

my   Hair With A Fork, He Would Probably Dump Me. See, I’m

Just Saying That Fairy Tales arent real. There Are Days That

Seem Like Them, But Life Can’t Be One Big Magical Adventure

In Candy Forrest With Your Prince Charming. I’m Sure Taylor

Swift Would Back Me Up On That One! 
 

I'M A LOVER;
NOT A FIGHTER BUT I WOULD
FIGHT
FOR WHAT I
LOVE
*NOT MY FORMAT
QUOTE MINE?NOT SURE SORRY SO SLOPPY I JSUT THOUGHT OF THIS AND LOOVED IT <3

A boyfriend and girlfriend are chatting... 
 

 Boy: ABC. 

Girl: Ha?
Boy: Always be careful! 
Girl: And?
Boy: DEFG.. Don't ever forget girl!
Girl: Huh?  
                                                                                     
Boy: HI.. Happy Inlove. 
Girl: ...?
Boy: JKLM.. Just keep loving me.
Girl: So, how about NOPQRSTUVWXYZ??
Boy: (thinks) No other person quite reasonable shall treat u very well except me, you'll zee! 
  


Not Minee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nnot mineeee 

DON'T READ THIS! 
*Ahem* Don't read this...

LISTEN BUDDY!

I know where you live...

Okay, youre STILL gonna read this..

Fine, i guess we'll never be friends

Wanna be friends then?

Too BAD.

Yeah, that's right.

Hmm lets make things interesting

if you stop reading ill tell you a secret

.. fine i guess you dont want t know the secret

... i bet you have no friends

you cant follow directions

still wondering what the secret is

stop reading.

fine, no secret for you

.. i know who you like

if you dont stop reading.. i ll tell him!

wouldnt want that.. would you?

.. too late. i texted him

.. facebooked it.

oh, wanna be facebook friends?


TOO BAD 

Oh, guess who texted me back??

aww.. he said 'eww noo'

guess you dont have a bf.. tear

okay, if you read one more line.. then someone will appear behind you and..

KILL YOU!!

.. unless you quickly press ctrl F6

lemme guess, you didnt press F6.. well dont.. really dont

okay im done with you..

byee..?

one more thing..

DONT HIGLIGHT THE LINE BELOW

... i hate you


Bet i made your day <3

Two girls were in an argument.  
One of the girls was in love with this boy. The friend told the girl everyday how pretty

she was and how the boy was in love with her. The girl just shook her head and told the girl he

didn’t like her. One day the friend decided to make a bet. “If he likes you, you have to hug him. If he

doesn’t, I’ll kiss my boyfriend for the first time.” The girl took the bet and the friend tried to figure

out if the boy liked her friend. Every day the girl would say, “Get ready to hug him.” The girl would

reply, “Get ready to kiss,” Around the second week, the girl ended the bet. “I win!” she declared.

Her friend replied, “No, you lose! I know he likes you.” “No, I win. YOU loose!” The girl stated. All of a

sudden she heard the boy's voice behind her.

No, Im pretty sure you lose.
took forever <3 fave?

 Screw 11:11

I'm gonna buy 2 goldfish

and name them

Cosmo and Wanda
<3

friend- jump in
you- no, you jump in!!
friend- well jump in together
1.. 2... 3!!!
you- (runs to the edge of pool and stops.)
*** SPLASH***
friend- i hate you


fav if you do this. lol. no jocking. love every one who faves lmaooo