chairsgonnachair

You sit in Santa's lap, Santa sits of my lap.

Next time you take a seat, make sure you chairish the moment.

Don't Stop Sitting
Just a small town chair, living in a couch-filled world. She took the midnight moving truck going anywhere.
Just a city chair, born and raised in the local Walmart. He took the midnight moving truck going anywhere.

 

As a lot of people are going on spring break this time of year, I would like to ask you to PLEASE check and make sure you go home with as many chairs as you brought there. Every year over 491 chairs are left homeless and stranded on the beach. Don't be that person. We never forget about you and leave you seatless, so don't forget about us and leave us homeless. 

The Perks Of Being A Plastic Chair 
A novel by Stephen Chairsby

We accept the seats we think we deserve.....and if someone is sitting in the seat that you truly think you deserve you shove them off and claim what is rightfully yours.

Day after day. Person after person. Butt after butt. Sometimes I wonder if there is more to life than this. Maybe one day, this chair will marry a love seat and make little foot rest babies. A chair can dream, can't he?

_{To sit or not to sit, that is the question.}

_{^{I am chair, hear me roar.}}
                                                         

^{_{When you are having a bad day, just remember that my job requires letting people put their butt cheeks on my face. You will make it through.}}