chareli

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Quotes by chareli

For Valentine's Day, at my school, you could send a song to someone and people would go to your class with a guitar and sing you that song, so they come to sing to this girl and the song? We Are Never Getting Back Together.
-The song was from her ex-boyfriend.
Faving quotes from more than a week ago and thinking, "What if they think I'm stalking them and think I'm a creeper?" But liking the quote so much and thinking,"Eh, whatever. This quote deserves another fave."
*Two of my friends talking*
Friend 1: Your commulative GPA is 98.8? Oh, I'm like .3 behind you.
Friend 2: Really? So 98.5? That's pretty good. Keep it up. What's your current?
Friend 1: Oh, um 97.3....
Friend 2: Omg what happened?!
Friend 1: Eh, you know, I've been slacking.
Me: lol wut?
So, here it is to all of you 12/13 year olds. Yes, you may be mature for your age. Yes, you may have gone through much more than others but do you know why older peolple laugh at you when you say you have problems is because we have actually been 12/13 year olds. Trust me, it's only going to get harder. Wait until you get to be in high school, college. life. The problems we thought we had when we were your age? We laugh at them now. I'm not hating on you guys. I was a 12 year old too but as you grow and get more life experience you realize that you were basically a child when you were 12.
That super awkward moment when you go to a wild, crazy party and you find your TEACHER with his wife there too.

Lol. Didn't happen to me but it happened to this other kid in my school. 
So my brother has a friend who is pretty overweight. My brother and I never really gave it much thought but over the summer my brother told that his friend had lost some weight but we didn't give much thought to that either. Recently, my brother told me that his friend had stopped eating because he felt insecure about himself. He is only 12 years old!! It's not just girls who have problems guys do too and they'll do anything to be "perfect" , so please just stop saying that guys have nothing to worry about because they worry just about as much as girls except they think it's "lame" to talk about that stuff (my brother told me that) 

Besides, the people that matter the most in your life won't care how you look like.
Teacher: Terrick, are you trying to text during class?
Terrick: Yeah....
Teacher: Are you trying to hide it?
Terrick: Yeaah...
Teacher: Well hide it better man! 

Best. Teacher. Ever. XD


*At lunch*
Black friend: The dirtiest my mind gets is two people kissing each other topless.
Indian friend: THATS IT?! 
Me: Oh, the irony.

True Story

If a President's
a
wife is known as
a
the
First Lady.
a
What if we had a
a
woman president,
a
would her
a
husband be
a
known as the
First
a
Gentleman?
Me: *going through witty a long time ago*
Quote: Dear Cool People, you don't have any candy named after you. Who's cool now? Sincerely, Nerds
Me: Wait, isn't there a candy named Airheads? :P