cheerfreak1296

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Justin Bieber at AMA's
grabbing his pants to make it seem like he's grabbing his d//ck but that's impossible.




he don't got one.
At age 8, your dad buys you ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.
At 9, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never practicing.
At 10, he drove you all day, from soccer to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car & never looking back.

At 11, he took you & your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.
At 12, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by not listening.
At 13, he suggested a haircut. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.
At 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by never writing him.
At 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by ignoring him.
At 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by sneaking out with it.
At 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on it all night.
At 18, he cried at your graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying.
At 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus & carried your bags. 
You thanked him by saying bye outside the dorm so you wouldn’t get embarrassed.
At 25, he helped to pay for your wedding,& told you how much he loved you. You thanked him by moving far away.
At 50, he fell ill & needed you to take care of him. You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their kids.
& one day, he quietly died. & everything bad you did came down on YOUR HEART.
If you love your dad, favorite.






Teacher: "Why are your eyes so red?" 

Student: "Oh um, allergies."

Teacher: "Ohh really, and what are you allergic to?" 


Student: "Weed...s..."




 




that moment when you have
so much sh/t to do, that you decide to take a nap instead.




 




"labels are stupid and pointless."
you just offended so many cans of soup.




 

If Channing Tatum

was the first thing I saw when waking up from a coma, and he told me that he was my husband, I wouldn't question it.

 

nmqnmf



PENCILS ARE M ADE With erasers
to give you a second chance. But the real  logic is that an eraser was made small for you  to

Remember second chances are limited...
Teenager Post # 7508
*Police pulls me over*
Officer: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
Me: "Because you were bored and wanted someone to talk to?"


 
teenagerposts.tumblr.com
 nmf




"my boyfriend and i went on out ninth date
to see the new batman film. our dates so far can be summarised as follows:
dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner BATMAN."





 




remember kids, if a stranger offers you drugs...
say thank you, because that sh/t is expensive.