cheerxleaderx8

If you text two people at once,
does that make you bitextual ?(;

don't be scared if a fat guy in a red suit snatches you away on Christmas Eve.
 

Sincerely,
you were on my wish list. (; 

Thank you so much for finally informing me that i have
a couple cuts that I didn't know about. It means alot...

 

sincerely, My Burning Hand

Girls;
just remember, the boy you're going to marry
is walking on this earth
right now <3

unless of course you're like me...
and you're going to die alone
with 99 cats (;

That awkward moment;

when you pull the push door even though it's clearly signed.

 that awkward moment when you notice
someones zipper is down but
you dont want to say anything
because you don't have a good excuse for
why you were looking that low...

I’m going to change my password to incorrect so when it says “your password is incorrect” I’ll be like oh thanks witty <3