cheetah678

Status: Ed Sheeran= Life
Joined: November 1, 2011
Last Seen: 6 years
user id: 233154
Gender: F
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Photobucket     Hi my names Veronica! :)I love to perform whether its acting, singing, dancing etc. I spend most of my time in front of a screen. Meaning computers or a TV. My favorite shows are the following: Pretty Little Liars, Glee, Revenge, Secret Circle, and Modern Family. I love making new friends so dont be afraid to say hello to me i dont bite.I also like to play sports. I play soccer, softball, and volleyball. My favorite sport to play however is volleyball.I didn't join witty for the same reason as most people. I joined witty because the quotes made me smile and i felt like i belonged here. As you can see most of my quotes aren't venting they're more like jokes. I'd rather make someone smile then ruining peoples day by complaining about my life.
 

Thats really it but if you want you can check out one of my besties witty account;) her username is lollypopgrl7. Thank you for your time :)PhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucket
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Quotes by cheetah678

Dear people everywhere,
Please know that kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute






what'the differencbetween me & a calendar?
A calender has dates









 




I promise not to make fun of you height!
I'd never stoop to that level.....





 
Dear jerk who thinks he's cool,
Home Depot called...they want their tool back.
Me: I wasn't that drunk!
Friend: Dude, when the intercom came on in the Supermarket you fell on your knees yelling, "God has spoken!."

Me: ...



 



I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work...
 

Dear Circle,

           You're pointless.
 
                                    Sincerely, Square
Dear Bella,
Heard you got pregnant and almost died. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Dear Stride Gum,
Don't make flavor changing gum. Trust me, I tried it and a girl ended up as a giant blueberry.
Dear boyfriend,
Please stop trying to make your password "mypenis." The computer and I both agree it's not long enough.
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