chello

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Hi! The name's Chelsea, but most people call me Chello. (: I'm 16 years old, birthday on June 20th. I love summer, chapstick, swimming, tanning, dancing, and traveling. I have an amazing boyfriend whose name is Cody. I love him veryy much, and we started dating on April 27th, 2011.♥ If you wanna know anymore about me, just ask!
People I on witty:

courtney

britteny

brianna

People I off of witty:

britteny

courtney

tiara

aleesha

and the last for best, my amazing boyfriend Cody♥

chello's Favorite Quotes

Teacher:  Why didn't you study?
Me:  A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!                             




  
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We  all  have  that  friend
 who always gets the guy
who always looks pretty
who always gets good grades
who always has someone to text
who always has someone crushing on her
who outshines you

Girl language
five minutes - half an hour
nothing - something
im just tired - im upset, hug me
whatever - go die
dont touch me - dont let go
i hate you - please come back
im fine - i need a hug
go away - hold me tight
i ignore you - give me your attention

 

Is Witty going green?,
because I'm seeing a lot of reused quotes!


Me: "DON'T CRY"
Mind:"Don't cry, Don't cry, Don't cry"
Eyes: "LOL, lets go all Niagra Falls on this B*tch"



 
Hey! My crush asked me out! 
Cool! Whens your date? 
nmf, followme(:
 February 30th! Isn't it great?!?
nmf, followme(:

- You poor dear...

nmf, followme(:



Did anybody else

know that the voice of Plankton is


also Mr.Sikowitz from Victorious?

Keep this in mind

One day,there's going to be a guy
Who's going to love you , your body, your smile
They way you walk , the way you talk , the way you laugh.
He's going to love you and you are going to feel confident
and on top of the world
One day , you won't feel insecure.
Your day is coming,
I promise.



Dear new clothes, 
When i rip the tag off,
i expect the little plastic thing;
to come off too,
Sincerely
a n n o y e d,
and looking for the scissors. 





What to do before I die.

If asked which child is yours while standing by a playground at the park, reply with, "I haven't decided yet..."

 

Put blue Gatorade in a Windex bottle. Drink it in public.

 

Go to IKEA. Hide in wardrobe. When someone opens wardrobe yell "FOR NARNIA!!!!!!!!"  

 

Change iPod name to "Titanic." Download new songs. Be amused by the fact that the Titanic is syncing.

 

Put sign on door that reads "Dumble."  

 

Dress up in a chicken costume. Cross the street.

 

Change name to Frank. Start every sentence with "I'm going to be Frank..."

 

Steal friend's phone. Change your contact name to "Nature." Call friend.

 

Buy a turtle. Name it "The Speed of Light." Tell everyone that I can run faster than "The Speed of Light."

 

Go to Burger King and order a Big Mac. Insist on having it "your way."

 

Never say stop when the people at Olive Garden grate cheese over your meal.

 

Find out if woodchucks can chuck wood 

 

Buy angry birds stuffed animals. Walk around town throwing them at people.

 

Go into a bank wearing a ski mask. Complete a normal transaction. Leave as if nothing is wrong.

 

Find a bruised apple on the shelf. Give it a soft hug and whisper, "Who did this to you?"

 

Go trick-or-treating on April 1st

 

Find fat lady. Ask her to sing

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