chickenwinggirl

One evil guy

John went to the store the other day. he was only in there for about five minutes, and when he came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So John went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?'

He ignored John and continued writing the ticket. So John called him a stupid idiot. He glared at him and started writing another ticket fro having bald tires!

Then John really got angry at the cop. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more John abused him, the more tickets he wrote. John didn't care. His car was parked around the corner

Bobby SAYS: "Daddy, how was I born?"
DAD SAYS: "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and
said: You've Got Male!"

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feeling froggy old man?
>>then leap!

I’m a little teapot short and stout here is my handle and… here is my other handle... wait I’m a sugar bowl!

you'd be in more trouble than a one legged man in a Hazzard County butt kicking contest!
--Uncle Jesse
The Dukes of Hazzard

"There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life."
- Frank Zappa

"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
- Sir Winston Churchill

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."
- Oscar Wilde

"If you are going through hell, keep going."
- Sir Winston Churchill