chillbunny

Normal Families:
Mom: Can you turn down the volume?
My Family:
Me: MOM TURN DOWN THE VOLUME

My boyfriend isn't allowed to have Red-Bull.
That gives you wings, watchu tryna do? Fly away from me?

I'm sick of dumb people who think that they are so right

I hate this hypocrisy that people wound themselves into.
They say that this or that could do better.
But they haven't done anything to better it.

I'll start the engine but I can't take this ride for you
I'll draw your bath and I'll load your gun
but I hope so bad that you'll bathe and hunt

♥
Life is too short to give up on the little things in life...

So dance a little
Laugh more
Draw even if you say you can't
Sing your favorite songs
Write stories
Do what you love
Spend a bit more time

Because the little things make up a lot
♥

Bra Sizes
The only time having A's aren't good

There's always that girl who butts into your conservation with sassy remarks and you're like "WOAH who invited you into this party?"

person: hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
me: are you implying that i'm statan