chocolate_monsterx3

Status: Happy Holidays!
Joined: September 29, 2011
Last Seen: 5 years
user id: 222353
Location: Narnia
Gender: F

Quotes by chocolate_monsterx3

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I'd just like to say how sad it is
that the top quote of the day only has 200 faves.

Where is everyone?
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*Watching a movie in class*
Me: ...is he dead?
Friend: He's dead.
Me: OH MY GOD HE DIED.
Friend: WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE HOT ONES
Other Friend: HE WAS SO HOT THOUGH!!
Other friend: I CAN'T BELIEVE HE DIED.
Everyone: SHUT UP! 
Friend: NO! HE WAS HOT!
Teacher: I'm gonna have to start choosing my movies more carefuly. No hot guys.


This quote is for the families of the people killed today in the shooting.
because today, while we were dealing with our own problems, their worlds shattered, And it will never be able to go back to the way it used to be.
RIP to all of those now gone.

You know things aren't going well when; 

Your imaginary friends play with each other instead of you.
not mine

 

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Shut the hell up.
99% of my socks are single
 
and you don't see them complaining.
 
 
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Me: Get your feet off the table, who the hell raised you?
Sister: Your mom. 
Mom: 
Logan Lerman:  
Miley Cyrus: 
Harry styles: 
Harry Potter: 
Liam Hemsworth: 
Me: Well played.


English is a crazy language. 
There is no EGG in EGGPLANT nor HAM in HAMBURGER; neither 
APPLE nor PINE in Pineapple. ENGLISH MUFFINS weren't invented in ENGLAND. QUICKSAND can work SLOWLY, BOXING RINGS are SQUARE, and a GUINEA PIG is neither from GUINEA nor is it a PIG

And why is it that WRITERS WRITE but FINGERS don't FIGGROCERS don't GROCE, and HAMMERS don't HAM? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make AMENDS but not one AMEND? If TEACHERS TAUGHT, why didn't PREACHERS PRAUGHT? If a VEGETARIAN eats VEGETABLES, what does a HUMANITARIAN eat?

In what other language do people RECITE at a PLAY and PLAY at a RECITAL? We SHIP BY TRUCK but SEND CARGO BY SHIP. We have NOSES that RUN and FEET that SMELL. We PARK in a DRIVEWAY and DRIVE in a PARKWAY. And how can a SLIM CHANCE and a FAT CHANCE be the same, while a WISE MAN and a WISE GUY are opposites?

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your HOUSE can BURN UP as it BURNS DOWN, in which you FILL IN a form by FILLING IT OUT, and in which an ALARM goes OFF by going ON. And, in closing, if Father is POP, how come Mother's not MOP?
not mine
*going through witty*
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Me: well, thats depressing.
Me: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Me: jockeedd

Me: you just want faves
Me: what ever happened to imagination?
Me: whatever happened to the fairness of equality? whatever happened to the values of humanity...
Me: you, sir, are one hilarious motherlover
Me: YES, OH MY GOD. THIS IS ME. ON A QUOTE. EXPLAINS MY LIFE.
Me: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: damn i should start my homework

Me: ok one more page
Me: they see me scrollin they hatin

Me: *3 hours and 50 pages later*
Me: sh.t
Me: ok i'll just got to bed and do it tomorrow

Me: lol, i'm not doing it tomorrow


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