chocoxolvr96

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Joined: August 9, 2008
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 53422
Location: My Own Little World
Gender: F



Quotes by chocoxolvr96

me: hey dad can you kill that spider over there?
dad: it's not bothering anyone.
me: it's bothering me by being a spider.

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*me reading in study hall*

friend: hey, whatcha reading?
me: oh it's just part of this series, you've probably never heard of it.
friend:
me:
friend:
me:
friend:
me: oh my goodness, i'm a hipster.

true story.
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*conversation between my boyfriend and i*

Boyfriend: you know, sometimes i think you only like me because i bake for you.
Me: that's not true! i like you because of a lot of things!
Boyfriend:
Me:
Boyfriend:
Me:
Boyfriend:
Me:
Boyfriend:
Me: ...like your brownies.

true story.
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life, liberty, and the pursuit of
sexiness♥


 
first quote ever!
nmf.

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