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Member since Mon Aug 10, 2009 12:47:27 EDT

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pick up line #5:

I  f    [  b e a u t y  ]    w  e  r  e
***      t   i   m   e   ,
y o u ' d   b e   e t e r n i t y ///
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on October 27, 2009 00:02:27
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pick up line #4:
*** are you lost ma'am?
because /// heaven /// is a
long way from here ___


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on October 26, 2009 23:38:19
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pick up line #3:



i f   I   h a d   a   s t a r   f o r
☆    e v e r y     t i m e     y o u
b r i g h t e n e d   m y   d a y,
I ' d   h a v e    a    g a l a x y ☆
☆ ` ~     i n    m y    h a n d . 



made by chokolatexoxo
on October 26, 2009 23:12:37
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 pick up line #2:



here i am,
n  o  w     w  h  a  t     w  e  r  e     y  o  u  r     o  t  h  e  r     t  w  o     w  i  s  h  e  s  ?        



made by chokolatexoxo
on October 26, 2009 20:40:34
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I'm Bulgarian so i must be the sexiest person alive! I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be bulimic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST hate men. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world. I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be "evil" and not have any morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I take ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I wear short SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ITALIAN, so I must be in the mafia I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!! I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm PRETTY,  stereotype much? so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be doing them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. I have BiG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13 I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas Im a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm BI so I MUST get around the block. I'm ASIAN so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so i must be SEXY I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be covered up at all times. I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a Band Geek . I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm CROATIAN so i MUST be fine as hell! I'm MIDDLE EASTERN so i MUST be Muslim.



  
made by chokolatexoxo
on October 25, 2009 18:07:40
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silence  is  golden
but
duck tape is silver

made by chokolatexoxo
on October 25, 2009 17:23:53
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pick up line #1:
t  h  e     h  u  m  a  n     b  o  d  y     i  s     7  0  %     w  a  t  e  r   ...
and boy am I thirsty.


made by chokolatexoxo
on October 25, 2009 16:54:06
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so   m a y b e  it's  true,   that   i  c a n ' t   live   without  you
w e l l    m a y b e     t w o    i s     b e t t e r     t h a n    o n e
there's  so  much  time,  to  figure  out  the  rest  of  my  life
and you've already got me coming undone, and I'm thinking
two is better than one

made by chokolatexoxo
on October 24, 2009 20:19:37
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YOU ARE LOVED
pass it on. (:


made by chokolatexoxo
on October 24, 2009 12:03:33
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I must be a snowflake
because i’m falling for you.


made by chokolatexoxo
on October 24, 2009 11:59:46
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