* nicocchi *

Status: nico nico nii ~ ♡
Joined: October 11, 2013
Last Seen: 4 years
Birthday: February 12
user id: 373101
Location: the next Love Live


chrissie || 14 || idk man


y'all can find me on insta and tumblr as @cirlii and cirlii.tumblr.com



I don't post a lot anymore, so I hope you laugh when I do. *insert 329346216 smiley faces*












no really.








 

* nicocchi *'s Favorite Quotes

"stalking" is such a strong word

i prefer "intense research of an individual."
I remember when eyebrows were made out of hair.

 




the person who invented marriage was creepy:
"hey, i love you so much, i'm gonna get the government involved so you can't leave."




 



Silly teenage girls.
Diagnosing disorders are for doctors.




Cute things to call your girlfriend:
1. Sugar
2. Honey 
3. Flour
4. Egg
5. 1/2 lb butter
6. Stir
7. Pour into pan
8. Preheat to 375˚F




I hate it when I say I hate everyone and then someone's like "oh except me lol".
Haha no, especially you.




When I die I want the people I did group projects with to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one last time.


I WAS LISTENING TO A CONVERSATION BETWEEN A TEACHER AND THIS GUY AT LUNCH AND-

teacher:
are you one of my students?
him: what?
teacher: do...you...go...here?

him: i can't understand you, speak up.
teacher: DO
teacher: YOU
teacher: ATTEND
teacher: HERE?
him:  am i a ten? hm, no, i think i'm more of an eight.

 

if you're not mature enough

to    talk    to    a    girl    about

v  a  g  i  n  a  s ,       you aren't

mature  enough  to put your

d i c k                               in one.