christiepollack4
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That Awesome Moment...
when you're cutting wrapping paper and the scissors start to glide.
when you're cutting wrapping paper and the scissors start to glide.
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I hate it when...
PEOPLE ON A COMMERCIAL HAVE MORE FUN IN 30 SECONDS
THAN I'LL EVER HAVE IN MY WHOLE LIFE.
PEOPLE ON A COMMERCIAL HAVE MORE FUN IN 30 SECONDS
THAN I'LL EVER HAVE IN MY WHOLE LIFE.
WHEN I CLEAR MY CALCULATOR,
I PRESS THE BUTTON AT LEAST FIVE
TIMES JUST TO BE SURE.
I PRESS THE BUTTON AT LEAST FIVE
TIMES JUST TO BE SURE.
IMAGINE THIS:
YOU ARE THE LAST PERSON ON EARTH AND ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S A KNOCK ON THE DOOR.
What do you do?
My friend Andrew
smokes.
Three weeks ago we were at the gas station so he could buy cigarettes. When he has handed the cashier his ID, we heard a little voice say, "Mommy says smoking is bad for you." We spun around to find ourselves faced with a five year old little boy. Andrew looked at him and said, "You're absolutley right," then turned to the cashier and said, "I won't be needing those anymore." The cashier handed him his ID back and he hasn't smoked since.
Three weeks ago we were at the gas station so he could buy cigarettes. When he has handed the cashier his ID, we heard a little voice say, "Mommy says smoking is bad for you." We spun around to find ourselves faced with a five year old little boy. Andrew looked at him and said, "You're absolutley right," then turned to the cashier and said, "I won't be needing those anymore." The cashier handed him his ID back and he hasn't smoked since.
