Status: Statuses are too mainstream. #HIPSTAPLEASE
Joined: January 12, 2011
Last Seen: 7 years
user id: 146072
Gender: F

I'm a cotton-headed ninny muggins.

Y O U ' R E  T A C K Y  A N D  I  H A T E  Y O U.
(c) Chynapuppy 


Quotes by chynapuppy

You better not pout, you better not cry
you better not shout, I'm telling you why:
You're ten years old and you have a freaking iPhone.
So shut up you ungrateful peasant.
So I've decided Steve put the "share to facebook" button on here as a joke.
Like he actually thinks we'd want people to find our Witty accounts.
Steve's not dumb. He's freakin' hilarious.



At my funeral,
When they're lowering my casket into my grave, I demand they play
"Drop It Like It's Hot."

Me: ANOTHER quote about Nutella / One Direction / Gay Marriage?
Witty: *45 comments*
Me:this is gonna be good.
Me: *clicks*
How much I care about what you just said: 

I'm done.
Witty has become a joke. I always see quotes about the old witty and how people miss it. I was like, "it's still there, just look hard enough," but I was wrong.
I posted a quote about how I think girls are beautiful and too strong to commit suicide.
I got told I was "talking bad about suicide" to "keep my opininons to myself" and that I'm "mocking suicide".
You people disgust me.
I'm freaking done.
Sorry for caring.
You're not wittians.
And I'm tired of you all pretending you are.
So bye.

What I'm tired of seeing is these quotes about suicide.
I don't know if you're doing it because it has become, in a way, some creepy, twisted trend, or if you really do feel like you have no other choice.
Either way,
You are [[beautiful]]. You are worth it. You are loved.
Stop seeking permanent solutions for temporary problems.
Start looking for friends who will build you up.
Suicide is a joke. You're {S T R O N G E R} than that.
I mean it, out of  love, from the bottom of my heart all the way up.

please, no hate. I mean it because it breaks my heart to see witty girls going through this. I do not mean to offend anyone. I want you all to know you're strong, worth it, and loved.
(c) chynapuppy 2012

me: *click*
Witty: Hang on a minute!
me: *click*
Witty: Whoa! Hold your horses there partner!
me: *click*
Witty: Hang on a minute!
me: *click*
Witty: Slow down, my friend!
me: *click*
Witty: Simmer down!
me: You know, your frantic comments intended to stop my clicking only make me want to click faster...
Cool your jets!
me: -__-

10 year old: Like, oh my gosh, I think I'm dating two guys. I love both, but only one has said he loves me, like OH EM GEE, what do I do?

ashleeyHunn: When I was 10 I was fantasy dating Jesse McCartney.

Just saw this on here. Pretty funny stuff, If I do say so myself.
{I don't know ashleeyHunn, so I hope she doesn't mind me quoting her.)


Okay Guys.
So I'm writing a story about a girl named Lexie and her sister Rosie.

Rosie was found to have hemophliia when she was four, and ever since life has been a challenge for her, but also for her younger sister Lexie. Lexie loves Rosie, but it's getting tough to deal with everything when Rosie seems to become increasingly more dangerous to herself.

Lexie has to find a way to deal with her secretly self harming sister, a best guy friend who is crushing hard on her, liking a boy who likes Rosie, and Rosie, who tries to act oblivious to it all.

But is Rosie really as out of the loop as she wants to pretend?

Thanks for reading. Comment with feedback!