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Anti Joke #30

How do you get two whales into a car?
You can't. Whales are enormous creatures and will not fit in something as relatively small as a car.



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Anti Joke #29

What's saucey and hot?
Hot sauce.



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Anti Joke #28

What happens every sixty seconds in africa?
A minute passes.



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Anti Joke #26

What's the similarity between a duck and a table spoon?
Neither of them are lamps.



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Anti Joke #25

Why did the chicken cross the road?
The farmer left the fence open, so it wandered around and happened to cross a road.



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Anti Joke #24

Why did the deaf man take his parrot to work.
He was weird.



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Anti Joke #23

Knock kncok
Who's there?
Boo!
I don't know anyone by that name. please go away.


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Anti Joke #22

Roses are gray
Violets are gray
I am a schizophrenic
and so am i.


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Anti Joke #21

Roses are gray
Violets are gray
I am a dog.


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