cloaked

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Joined: December 14, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 342048
Gender: M

i'm a little
something
named Jack


I f you couldn't read the text above, I'm Jack. I'm 99 percent sure I'm an alien because: I  have very severe disease. I have a disease that makes me skate and excercise parkour. I have a disease that makes me want to put metal in my face,this strange metal is called piercings.
I have disease that makes me also change the colour of my hair using this alien substance called hair dye. I have a disease that makes me play these strange objects called instruments.Those instruments are Guitar and Piano. I have a disease that makes me love the stories Shakespeare wrote.

 

Quotes by cloaked

math. 

add the bed
subtract the clothes
divide the legs
multiply


i need more friends like seriously
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why can't i have more of a social life
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Fine. Don't respond to my text, I like food better than you anyway. 
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That awkward moment when: You look into your pocket and it's not full of sunshine.
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hmmm... I should start talking to people more often. 

Oh wait.
Food. 
Internet.
Cats.
Nevermind.
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Normal people: I love it when my boyfriend/girlfriend tells me he/she loves me

Me: I love it when my mircowave tells me when my food is ready.
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Never trust an

atom,

they make up

everything
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Roses are red,

violets are blue,

I have 5 fingers,

The middle one

Is for you. 
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I didn't trip, I was testing
the gravity
it still works 
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When I have kids,

I want to show them the movie

2012

and tell them how my wife

and I, were the only

ones who survied

like a boss. 
 
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