cmayl11

Status: Whale I don't know what to do anymore.
Joined: September 2, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: December 23
user id: 214652
Location: probs the fridge
Gender: F

So Claudia May is my name and I was born two days before Christmas and I decided that I don't know what I'm going to do with my life because I can't be a forever alone cat lady because I'm too lazy to clean a litterbox.
ANYWAYSS.
I'm 15, and I enjoy petting really soft bunnies. All I really want is for bullies to be screwed out of everything that they want in life. And I also want animal crackers. They are just fantastic. 

Talk to me though :) I have kik and  tumblr, just ask for my usernames. :D If you want to know anything else, Ask me! I reply to everyone!! :)

Please be yourself. Being fake won't get you anywhere except down. Alsoo if you're aware of any super amazing stories or fanfictions out there, let me know. I would love to read them. :D
 
Never give up. Okay? This is some hard earned advice that I can give you from first hand expierence. If you don't like my quotes, take youself elsewhere. Your presence isn't appreciated here. Respect me and my followers. Don't correct my grammar or I'll kick you in the face. Don't talk to me like some uneducated ninny that just slammed their face in the keyboard. Ain't no respekt fo ya and yo dumbazz txt tawk up in hurr. None of that. -.-
But yeah my name is Claudia and I like bands and Michael Jackson and Loran Lerman and SKylar Astin because yum <3

Quotes by cmayl11

Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself.
literally the only reason i use snapchat is so i can show my friends all the ice cream i eat.
I consider myself a crayon.
I might not be your favorite color,
but one day you'll need me to
complete your picture
what the actual f.uck
-.-


Half of being smart

is knowing what
you're dumb about.

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Okay, so.
I just really like


This Format. :)

 

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Normal Girls: googles puppies, boys, shoes, and clothes.

Me: googles Mitt Romney rollerblading in jean shorts.




Pardon me,

sir gangster.

Your trousers

are descending.





nmq
 
Mom,
When I think of those
I know and love
I can't think of one
You don't tower above.


You are better by far
Than all the
rest
These four words say it all,
"Mom You're The Best!"

 
I just wanted to save this link, so it doesn't matter, please ignore it s.lut.

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