cocopuffs

Status: nirvana
Joined: January 1, 2013
Last Seen: 3 years
user id: 344401
Location: snow
Gender: F




you got your


head in the clouds


 
Purple Tiny Hand Bow Tie

Quotes by cocopuffs

as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them

IF YOU THINK IM GOING TO SPEND MY DAY LISTENING TO THIS SONG ON REPEAT UNTIL I MEMORIZE ALL THE LYRICS, BACKGROUND NOISES, DRUM BEAT, AND HARMONIES then you are absolutely right my friend
 

there was a lizard in the shover so i said hello to it and the person showering next to me was like “hi??” and i wasn’t sure whether to carry on the coversation or be like sorry i was talking to a lizard
 

“what are you twelve”
yeah on a scale of one to ten bye
 

Me: *staring at band member* mmm
Mom: he’s old enough to be your dad
Me: the dad of my children
Mom: what
 Me: what
 

why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail

 

If I offered you $20 dollars, would you take it?

How about if I crumpled it up?

Stepped on it?

You would probably take it even though it was crumpled and stepped on. Do you know why?

Because it is still $20, and it’s worth has not changed.

The same goes for you; if you have a bad day, or if something bad happens to you, you are not worthless.

If someone crumples you up or steps on you, your worth does not change. You are still just as valuable as you were before.

 

We’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect

Who the f uck named the Sahara Desert anyway

Sahara is just the Arabic word for “deserts”

You f ucking named it the Desert Desert

way to f ucking go
Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing aganist each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you are two best buddies from an entirely different species.