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If you are on my page to ask me to follow you or check out your quotes, then dont. i really dont like that. i mean, compliment my quotes? alright, i'll check you out. but asking me to check out your quotes is a total let downn and im not going too. sorry. /:

 

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Kid: Mom, can I wear a mini-skirt today?
Mom: No!
Kid: Can I wear lipstick?
Mom: No!
Kid: Can I wear high heels?
Mom: No!
Kid: But mom, I'm 18 years old!
Mom: I know John, I know..

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 I never really knew;
> T H E  D E F I N I T I O N  O F  F A K E<
  until i met YOU (:

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my format .
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Hi, I dont like your face;
> C A N  I  P L E A S E  P U N C H  I T ?<
It might make it look better.

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Take a chance ;
> L  I  V  E  Y  O  U  R  L  I  F  E <
L e a r n   t o   f l y.
Just make sure ;
You  take  me  on  the  way .

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 "Do you like my new pants?"
"DUDE, you're not wearing any!"

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Welcome to goodburger.
Home of the goodburger.
Can I take your order?
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11:11 doesnt work.
If it did, I would have you by now.♥

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you never know;

who could secretly love you.♥
format credit to Sandrasaurus.



 
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